Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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