Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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