i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor