I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky