if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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