What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
There r osticjed everywhere
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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