Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm bleeding and have questions
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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