A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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