white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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