Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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