so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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