Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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