my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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