i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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