I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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