every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Someone stole a lamp last night.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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