I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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