Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
accomplished twins. life is a go
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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