around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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