worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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