So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Randomize
