Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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