Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
this will be a night to untag.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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