I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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