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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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