thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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