I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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