Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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