im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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