bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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