Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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