I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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