Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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