i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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