I puked a lego.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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