i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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