This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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