Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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