I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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