do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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