I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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