worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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