now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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