We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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