That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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