So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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