i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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