ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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