Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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