Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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