So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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