Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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