I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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