he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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