and she was petting her beer can
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
