so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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