I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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