So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You made out with two different species that night
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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